Loose Associations
Surgery
Take out my sigmoid
Colon? Whatever you say.
I’ve got a spare, right?
Pediatrics
Get away from me!
I hate needles, you big jerk.
Lollipop, my ass.
Urology
My nature don’t work.
Using the whole fist there, Doc?
I want Viagra.
Obstetrics and Gynecology
Herpes? And you think
I got it from my boyfriend?
I’ll kill the bastard.
Internal Medicine
Sure I know I should
Take the water pill, but I
Just forget sometimes.
Family Practice
There’s wax in my ear?
Why don’t you remove it, then?
Yeah, now I hear you.
Psychiatry
I know I’d do well as a Seal,
If the Navy could just learn to deal,
With my perosnal habits.
I bite heads off live rabbits,
But shun the consumption of veal.