Personal Ads – Patients Seeking Doctors

I am a single, young female patient, in search of a primary doctor.  A professional, compassionate, trustworthy doctor – with a sense of humor.  If you put your patients at ease, minimize their discomfort, provide them with simplified, digestible information about their illness…

Please know I’m in search of you.

 

I am a 22 y/o female with a throbbing earache seeking a doctor with a gentle touch, who acknowledges the discomfort of the otoscopic exam and wouldn’t ignore the tears welling up my eyes.  When I pull away from the instrument because the pain has become so unbearable please do not give a look of disgust that I’m wasting your precious time.  If you have a gentle touch and treat my fears with respect,

Please know I’m in search of you.

 

I am a 16 y/o female with vaginal discharge in search of a gynecologist who understands my fears and answers my questions without me having to utter a word.  Seeking a non-threatening, approachable, informative ob/gyn that treats my symptoms and my fears.

Please know I’m in search of you.

 

I am a 30 y/o single mother of two without insurance, in search of a caring pediatrician.  Looking for a doctor who explains why my daughter looks thin as a rail.  If you’re a doctor who can treat my daughter and ease my worries, without a judgmental tone…

Please know I’m in search of you.

P.S.  Do you accept medicare?

 

I am a 50 y/o female with chronic RA in search of a job.  Well, you see, my current job has switched insurance plans which does not list my rheumatologist of 5 years.  I found this rheumatologist through a personal ad and he has lived up to all my requests.  So, I do not seek another doctor, but instead am looking for a job that carries my provider –

Please know that I’m in search of you.

 

Sewit Amde, Class of 2002